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Small survey and its findings about Incredible India

1. We live in a nation where Rice is Rs.40/- per kg and Sim Card is free.

2. Pizza reaches home faster than An Ambulance and The Police.

3. Car loan @ 5% but education loan @ 12%.

4. Students with 45% get in elite institutions thru quota system and
those with 90% get out because of merit.

5. Where a millionaire can buy a cricket team instead of donating the
money to any charity.

6. Two IPL teams are auctioned at Rs.3300 crores and we are still a
poor country where people starve for two square meals per day.

7. Where the footwear we wear are sold in AC showrooms, but vegetables that we eat are sold on the footpath.

8. Where everybody wants to be famous but nobody wants to follow the path to be famous.

9. Assembly complex buildings are getting ready within one year while public transport bridges alone take several years to be completed.

10. Where we make lemon juices with artificial flavors and dish wash
liquids with real lemon.

Just think about it!

1. If you cross the North Korean border illegally, you get ….. 12
years hard labor in an isolated prison …..

2. If you cross the Iranian border illegally, you get ….. detained
indefinitely …..

3. If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get ….. shot …..

4. If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally, you get ….. jailed …..

5. If you cross the Chinese border illegally, you get ….. kidnapped
and may be never heard of you again ….

6. If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally, you get ….. branded
as a spy and your fate sealed …..

7. If you cross the Cuban border illegally, you get ….. thrown into
a political prison to rot …..

8. If you cross the British border illegally, you get ….. arrested,
prosecuted, sent to prison and be deported after serving your sentence

Now …. if you were to cross the Indian border illegally, you get …..

1. A ration card

2. A passport (even more than one – if you please!)

3. A driver’s license

4. A voter identity card

5. Bank Account

6. Debit / Credit cards

7. A Haj subsidy

8. A Job reservation

9. Special privileges for minorities

10. Government housing on subsidized rent

11. Loan to buy a house

12. Free education

13. Free health care

14. A lobbyist in New Delhi, with a bunch of media morons and a bigger bunch of human rights activists promoting your cause

15. The right to talk about secularism, which you have not heard about in your own country!

16. And of-course ….. voting rights to elect corrupt politicians who
will promote your community for their selfish interest in securing
your votes!!!

17. and right to fight election for MLA or MP Hats off ….. to the 

A. Corrupt and communal Indian politicians

B. The inefficient and corrupt Indian police force

C. The silly pseudo-secularists in India, who promote traitors staying here

D. The amazingly lenient Indian courts and legal system. That’s why
people like Afzal Guru are still alive, same will happen with Kasaab.

E. WE self centered Indian citizens, who are not bothered about the
dangers to our own country.

F. The illogically brainless human-rights activists, who think that
terrorists deserve to be dealt with by archaic laws meant for an era,
when human beings were human beings.


Just think about it and vote for appropriate candidates regardless of the party, think about your future, how a candidate can change your future for better.

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